Celebrities…they’re just like us! Except for the millions of dollars, hot babes, cool cars, and 100-foot yachts. Save for a few extra lucky silver spoon in their mouths celebrities, most of the Hollywood Glitterati has had to work for what they have. And I’m not talking about embarrassing gigs like a national penile dysfunction ad. No, I’m talking about jobs that are so humiliating, so degrading, so downright terrible that the celebs who worked these demeaning jobs actually deserve all the riches they have now. I thought my first job (serving frozen custard to snot faced kids at a child’s birthday party place) was demeaning, but that seems glamorous compared to what some of the world’s highest paid people used to do.
The Restaurant Jobs (and how much they pay now):
The Service Jobs (and how much they pay now):
The Really Odd Jobs (and how much they pay now):
So the next time you’re counting down the hours to quitting time or planning ways to extort your boss, remember, these celebs had it way worse than you. Unless, of course, you have to dress up like a chicken on a daily basis or dress people on porn sets. Which, honestly, what kind of clothing do you have to wear for a porno? Doesn’t that kind of defeat the purpose? I bet it’s a pretty easy gig. Maybe it’s time I find a new job…